Put Down Your Phone, Pick Up a Steamy Romance: The "Reading Smut is My Personality" Sweatshirt
Forget astrology charts, this sweatshirt defines who you are. You crave happily ever afters, but with a healthy dose of spice. Libraries are your happy place, but the self-help section is a foreign land.
Why this sweatshirt is your new book boyfriend:
Comfier than a character wrapped in a bedsheet after a night of, well, you know: Crafted from the softest fleece, this sweatshirt is perfect for curling up with a steamy romance (or ten).
Brings a whole new meaning to "cli-fi": Because let's face it, climate change is scary, but it's nothing compared to the emotional rollercoasters you love in a good smutty read.
Pairs perfectly with a glass of wine and a "do not disturb" sign: Let the world know you're unavailable for anything less than a happily ever after (or at least a happily for now).
This sweatshirt is for the bookworm who:
Secretly judges people who haven't read "Fifty Shades" (at least once).
Uses fictional characters as relationship therapists (hey, they always work things out in the end... usually).
Believes aHEA stands for "Happily Ever After with a Ton of Smut."
So grab this sweatshirt, declare your love for all things steamy, and let the world know you're a book lover with a wild side. Just try not to set off any fire alarms with your internal combustion.
